Student 1: You must sacrifice thirty virgin cats.
Student 2: Virgin cats?
Student 1: Do you offer yourself?

- Parrish Hall

Professor: So what does this image mean? Opportunity only has hair in the front, so you have to grab her because there's no hair to grab from behind.

- Lang Performing Arts Center

Professor: We don't say my mother borned me... It isn't good English.

- Kohlberg Hall

Professor: So here is God's ark...
Student 1: You should draw unicorns on it.
Student 2: No, the unicorns didn't make it onto the ark! That's why they don't exist anymore. Didn't you see Fantasia?

- Lang Performing Arts Center

Student: She's perfect. She's good with her hands and likes to boss people around.
Coach: I'm asking her to play a position, not get married.

- Cunningham Fields

Student: We should have class in the Harry Wood garden.
Professor: Don't be obscene!

- Outside the Lang Performing Arts Center

Student: When I’m high I get really squinty. So that’s why I’m squinting at you. It’s nothing personal.

- Parrish Hall