Student 1: You look very... working class.

Student 2: Really!? Thanks!

- Willets

Student: Do you know her!? She's Quentin Tarantino with tits!

- Paces

Professor: I want to open your eyes to the world! I want you to stop and look at these structures! But not if you're driving.

- Hicks

Professor: I should have expected that none of you would know a football stadium. You're all intellectual geniuses.

- Hicks

Professor: Do you really want it all printed out? So much for the tree-hugging Swarthmore student...

- Hicks

Professor: Terrorists... Columbian gangs... They kill people. But so do shark attacks.

- Science Center