Student: I would totally pregame Intro Econ if I didn't have algebra right afterwards.

- Science Center

Student: Shallowness is such a struggle. I resist it every day.

- Willets

Student: I have yet to fully explore your box this year.

- Willets

Professor: It was easy for men entering from the back door - What a metaphor! - to see her back and full form.

- Beardsley

Professor: Breasts are like pomegranates! Actually, this guy was talking about apples but pomegranates are more... well...

- Science Center

Student: You could launch a fucking teddy bear through a watermelon... If you really wanted to.

- Kohlberg