Student 1: Yeah, we only ended up drinking about fifty dollars worth of alcohol the whole night.

Student 2: It's because I supplied my own, guys.

- Tarble

Professor: Vestal virgins! Well, that's another story. Virgins, you don't want to hear about that...

- Beardsley Hall

Professor: You can see the gods and goddesses chatting amongst themselves... Oh! How you doin' ?

- Beardsley Hall

Professor: (in Arabic) What do you like to drink in the morning?

Student: Alcohol?

- Kohlberg Hall

Student: I can't go home until Sunday... There's a young German boy in my room.

- Willets

Professor: My computer is multilingual. This computer speaks English. Do I have to have to teach this one Arabic?

- Science Center