Student: I prayed to Athena, I prayed to Zeus, I prayed to Jesus...

- Parrish Hall

Student: Well guys, I just have to say, nobody likes being birthed.

- Danawell Trailer

Male Student: I'll let you know my vaginal fluid has plenty of glucose in it.

- Underhill Library

Professor: Eat! Drink! Be merry! We have cures for syphilis now.

- Lang Performing Arts Center

Student: I have to go now. Sentences are hard.

- Parrish Hall